Damn Haters!
 

I hate it how when i park my car in the city on the streets and i find a Lift bottle jammed up my exhaust. Seriously who does that.

BAHAHAHHHA ^^^^^

how big is your zorst???!!

watch out for homeless people crawling inside it too :P

well its a pretty big cannon exhaust. the bottle fit perfectly. so i had to use force to pull it out

This.

This is a cool story. Bro.

Please direct further things that shit you to the 'Things that shit me" thread.

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brool story co

[QUOTE=Jordiee;573202]brool story co[/QUOTE]

cool grammar bro :p hahha

Hmmmm . . . popcorn?

NO - In before the lock.

[QUOTE=elwyn;573180]I hate it how people make new threads for pointless shit that could be put in the things that shit me thread.[/QUOTE]

fixed

It was me, i spend my days putting things in holes

Haha, that is a kind of funny thing to do, just imagine if they keyed your car!!

^^ This..

*cries*.

LOL why are they haters?

Could always be worse than a coke bottle...

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And then it's three a.m. and I'm on the corner, wearing my leather
This dude comes up and he's like, "Hey, punk!"
I'm like, "Yeah, whatever!"

Then I'm throwing dice in the alley, officer Leroy comes up and is like
"Hey, I thought I told you"
And I'm like, "Yeah, whatever!"

And then up comes Zafo, I'm like, "Yo, Zafo, what's up?"
He's like, "Duh"
I'm like, "That's cool"

It hurts when I pee. Fuck my life.

Haters gonna hate the big exhausts

[img]http://img2.moonbuggy.org/imgstore/giant-exhaust.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=Jezza;573476]Haters gonna hate the big exhausts

[img]http://img2.moonbuggy.org/imgstore/giant-exhaust.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]

see, that exhaust has protective mesh over the front ;) haha

Wanted: 1 Giraffe + 4 acres of land.

Fuck, same thing happened to me last night when I was in Leederville.

Last night Ajayjay Invites me to the Leedy he explained it was him and a few mates going just to have a good time.
Yeah no dramas seya when i get there..

I rock up at the Leedy Try and find then for ages then finally bump into him,
Go and get a Drink from the bar and we start Dancing etc.
All good everyone is having a good time then they decide to leave i go with the flow

Thats when I found the peen jammed in my anus, I mean, the bottle jammed in my exhaust.

Wednesday 8th June mostly sunny. Light to moderate E/SE winds. Max 19

[QUOTE=haydn_wolf;573479]Wanted: 1 Giraffe + 4 acres of land.[/QUOTE]

They are a nightmare to look after. Seriously get a cat.

Wanted to Buy:

inanimate objects as listed below;

- toe clippers
- Justin Beibers latest CD
- Change purse
- a USED 8" rim for my wheelbarrow - preferably as chromed as possible
- Neons, for my car

Cheers, give me a call on 0400 969 969

Brett :)

[QUOTE=elwyn;573180]I hate it how when i park my car in the city on the streets and i find a Lift bottle jammed up my exhaust. Seriously who does that.[/QUOTE]
you can avoid that by getting the prostitute to come to your house instead

[QUOTE=tarmac;573495]you can avoid that by getting the prostitute to come to your house instead[/QUOTE]

euuwww you'll catch girl germs.

[QUOTE=BALISTC;573485]Fuck, same thing happened to me last night when I was in Leederville.

Last night Ajayjay Invites me to the Leedy he explained it was him and a few mates going just to have a good time.
Yeah no dramas seya when i get there..

I rock up at the Leedy Try and find then for ages then finally bump into him,
Go and get a Drink from the bar and we start Dancing etc.
All good everyone is having a good time then they decide to leave i go with the flow

Thats when I found the peen jammed in my anus, I mean, the bottle jammed in my exhaust.[/QUOTE]

This! ^^^ Soo good... :D

I've lost a sock.

I am now looking for it.

I went to the museum and followed a cute blonde girl in hope of getting laid.

[QUOTE=RamWRC;573499]I went to the museum and followed a cute blonde girl in hope of getting laid.[/QUOTE]

Ending in another blocked exhaust?

[quote=balistc;573485]fuck, same thing happened to me last night when i was in leederville.

Last night ajayjay invites me to the leedy he explained it was him and a few mates going just to have a good time.
Yeah no dramas seya when i get there..

I rock up at the leedy try and find then for ages then finally bump into him,
go and get a drink from the bar and we start dancing etc.
All good everyone is having a good time then they decide to leave i go with the flow

thats when i found the peen jammed in my anus, i mean, the bottle jammed in my exhaust.[/quote]

:d :d

[QUOTE=perthzed;573496]euuwww you'll catch girl germs.[/QUOTE]

You assume much grasshopper....

[QUOTE=Damo69;573398]And then it's three a.m. and I'm on the corner, wearing my leather
This dude comes up and he's like, "Hey, punk!"
I'm like, "Yeah, whatever!"

Then I'm throwing dice in the alley, officer Leroy comes up and is like
"Hey, I thought I told you"
And I'm like, "Yeah, whatever!"

And then up comes Zafo, I'm like, "Yo, Zafo, what's up?"
He's like, "Duh"
I'm like, "That's cool"[/QUOTE]

Hahaha I remember this track from 2004ish!