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WRX BOI · #**101** 16-04-2008, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by impreza_GT

you know your a wrx driver when you have a love / hate (more common) relationship with your car.

you know your a wrx driver, when some old couple gives you evils, you slow down slam it into second and change as you pass em.

you know you a wrx driver when you see any other car and think "pfft your fukall".

you know your a wrx driver when your biggest fear is blowing a gear box. fuk being scared of the dark or sharks and shit.

you know your a wrx driver when the day after you washed and polished your car, it rains.

you know a wrx driver when you park your car in the garage in the most appealing manor...bit of sex appeal...turn the wheels abit lol

you know your a wrx driver when you see a rex in the distance you watch it like a hawk to see if its a member...

you know your a wrx driver becuase you know how to merge.

you know your a wrx driver becuase you know how to drive.

you know your a wrx driver because you have experienced the pain of a canary more than once.

you know your a wrx driver when cops chase you on the freeway whilst your doing 90km/h for a random license check.

you know your a wrx driver when people stop eating the meals to watch you drive past at the capp strip....

you know your a wrx driver when you have issues with your neighbours due to excessive noise at 6am.

you know your a wrx driver when to fuck the neighbours you rev your car at 2500rpm till its almost operating temp...every morning.

you know your a wrx driver when you kill a baby magpie cos it clipped your 03-05 STi scoop.

you know your a wrx driver when cable ties are your best friend.

If this was a crime I would be locked away for a very long time.

WRX BOI · #**102** 16-04-2008, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by greenie

Heres another you know your a WRX driver when you spend fuck all on yourself at the shops but come home with a new $30 bottle of rim cleaner!!

OMG fuck I did that on the weekdn, All my mates bought shit and I came out with rim cleaner then went to juice up with BP 98 fuel tank which cost me fucking 80 bucks.

graemef81 · #**103** 16-04-2008, 04:08 PM

You know you're a WRX driver when you intentionally go down a road with lots of "slow points"

that you wouldn't go down in almost any other car even though you know it's a much longer way to go.

I figured out I'll do this often in my first day (today) in the last 5 years of driving a WRX regularly.

Pettata · #**104** 16-04-2008, 04:54 PM

You know you own a WRX when someone else more responsible than you has to drive your car and asks, 'How do I turn the turbo off?'

You know your a WRX driver when you have to ask the missus permission to use the turbo while she's a passenger

HECTOR · #**105** 19-04-2008, 12:04 PM

You know you own a WRX when someone else more responsible than you has to drive your car and asks, 'How do I turn the turbo off?'

You know your a WRX driver when you have to ask the missus permission to use the turbo while she's a passenger
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haha this is gold!!^^^ haha

Pinky · #**106** 19-04-2008, 06:23 PM

You know you're a wrx driver when you see a ten year old WRX in traffic and realise you can name it's first owner..

*Stockers* · #**107** 19-04-2008, 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Pinky

You know you're a wrx driver when you see a ten year old WRX in traffic and realise you can name it's first owner..

You know you're a WRX driver when you see a ten year old WRX in your driveway and you realise you ARE it's first owner.

Craig · #**108** 19-04-2008, 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by WRX BOI

hahahahahah

I do it all the time even when its cold too.

haha i done that last night wen it was rainning!

POLARBEAR666 · #**109** 19-04-2008, 10:28 PM

You know your a wrx driver when:

- you are ready to knock it back 2 gears if any fast car even vaguely approaches you on the freeway.
- you have already knocked it back 2 gears and are running along at 4500rpm just to be prepared.
- you then wind down your window slightly and turn stereo off.
- you enjoy revving your car if you see cops on the other side of the freeway because they can do sweet FA about it.
- you break out into a cold sweat when approaching RBT's and drive into it with the clutch in and the engine idling the whole way.
- you wind down your windows when cops are near so they cant see how dark the tint is.
- you know how much boost the last wrx that passed you is running.
- you spend more on breakpads than any item of clothing you own.
- you have at least 2 sets of rims and tyres in storage.
- you have timed your BOV to scare cyclists or pedestrians more than once a month.
- you have driven on full boost down your own street
- your cold start uses more fuel than a dodge viper
- your car requires at least a full minute to actually start
- your cars security procedures if you are going to lend the car to someone take more than 5 minutes to explain.
- your car has eyelet bolts for a harness.
- your engine has had more than 5+ different configurations of turbo and motor.
- you drink VOSS water and use it in your radiator.

Elrico · #**110** 20-04-2008, 08:03 AM

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Originally Posted by POLARBEAR666

You know your a wrx driver when:

- you are ready to knock it back 2 gears if any fast car even vaguely approaches you on the freeway.
- you break out into a cold sweat when approaching RBT's and drive into it with the clutch in and the engine idling the whole way.

amen brother! Speaka-tha-thruth! Specially around the five oh. In 5th gear doing 60 so your bov doesnt vent and make sure the screamer stays silent