I know there is a news post but I think this is soo gold it deserves its own.

http://www.news.com.au/

current top story "Rowe Boned Again",

"She's yesterday's news ... Jessica Rowe - humiliated in 2006 when her then Channel 9 boss Eddie McGuire was indiscreet about plans to "bone" her - has been shown the door at Channel 7. More"


Riiiighhtttt, is it just my mind in the gutter :P, eddy wants to bone her ...

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