Epic Bank Pickup Fail
 

Had someone at the bank emailing me for something, I replied with a dinner offer, epic fail on my behalf:

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Hi Stefan,

Not sure if you received my email the other day -

Application Number: XXXXXX

You will be required to provide 2 blah blah blah

If you need me to book you into a branch then i can do that for you - just
let me know.

XXX

Thanks - have a nice xmas and new yrs



Regards,

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Thankyou,

I was just about to call as the previous email was missing the
reference number, do you know if any branches in my 6025 postcode are
open tommorow morning?


Regards
Stefan

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Sorry About that! - My Fault.

I searched XXX and XXX for you - im assuming they would be
closest to you - They are both closed.

However - XXXX is open (Its about 10-15 mins past XXX)

I can book you an appointment there if you would like - Just let me know
what time suits you best :)

Thanks!


Regards,

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Only if you let me take you out to dinner :P...

Ok that sounds good What are there opening hours?




Thanks
Stefan

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Hahaha - I dont think that would go down too well within our company
guidelines somehow!

I can definately still make you the appointment though! :)

Thanks Stefan :)




Regards,

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For dinner or the bank? You have my phone I don't mind if you slip me
a sly SMS on the side.



Any time tommorow is fine by me.



P.S. I won't tell if you dont.

Cheers

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Hahahahahaha

I've booked you in @ XXXX at 10:00 am with XXXX XXXX (shes a great
consultant - i used to work with her :) )

Once again - big no-no with company policies - as lovely as your offer is
:)

Let me know if you have any questions and i'll be happy to help.

Thanks Stefan!






Regards,


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No worries thank you very much, I see that you have a low interest rate.



Thanks
Stefan

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Haha - Thats a good one!

Once again - Company Policy - Would love to but we have pretty strict
regulations about customer privacy etc - legal stuff.

Hope you have a good weekend planned! Make the most of this nice weather!
:)

Regards,

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Ahhh where did I go wrong?

haha low "interest" rate. should've told her you want to make a "deposit"

Chloroform / Brick works much more effectively than that shite :D

She knows your finances and thinks your prospects are as good as spottydogs motors?

[QUOTE=teejay]She knows your finances and thinks your prospects are as good as spottydogs motors?[/QUOTE]

ROFL you owned me again :P

I admire your style :) Nice try.

I dont know if it's possible to tell from an email, but she sounds hot. Actually, come to think of it, had you ever met this girl/lady before?

Any pics? Nudes?

ROFL I have no idea who she is, does this mean I might be in with a chance?

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Not a problem at all - It was my pleasure :)

I live up your way so you never know who you can bump into these days! -
Small world!


Regards,

Yeah definately would've thrown "deposit" and "withdrawal" in there somewhere!

[QUOTE=Red_MY04]Yeah definately would've thrown "deposit" and "withdrawal" in there somewhere![/QUOTE]


ROFL, guys were telling me to go with "Do I need to make a withdrawal before I can deposit"