The fourth shit of the day. that toilet paper starts to feel like sandpaper!

Taking a shit outside of work hours.

Getting ready for a big grog bog, to just pop out a little unsatisfying nugget.

Doing a big sloppy one after big indian feast and running out of toilet paper.

[QUOTE=TopGear]wax balls? um no :eek:[/QUOTE]

Dude!

Back, Crack n Sack! its essential and not as painful as u may think, LOTS of blokes get it done.
Just as much as you like her to keep it tidy she likes you to as well.

reminds me of a hate...
pickin pubes off my tounge after givin head

[QUOTE=TopGear]wax balls? um no :eek:[/QUOTE]

Ive heard bleeding and mass bruising is to be expected in such a practice...

:confused3


[QUOTE=Foxymophandlmama]Dude!

Back, Crack n Sack! its essential and not as painful as u may think, LOTS of blokes get it done.
Just as much as you like her to keep it tidy she likes you to as well.[/QUOTE]

Is a trim not good enough for you ladies? :p

shave balls trim rest lol

[QUOTE=Alternate]Ive heard bleeding and mass bruising is to be expected in such a practice...[/QUOTE]

Oh alternate lies all lies!


[QUOTE=Alternate]:confused3
Is a trim not good enough for you ladies? :p[/QUOTE]

no its not.... two words coming to mind... girly men :D

[QUOTE=Jaded].
- the optus automated voice recognition system that doesnt recognise the word 'yes' .. give me strength[/QUOTE]

Omg how can u not understand the word yes, and when u finally do get through they hang up on u

going over the pits and all your electric windows fuck up when the inspector pushes all 4 switches on a 35 degree day, today!

Gay guys that opt to have a boyfriend who has had a sex change, got a fake vagina, taken hormones, got real boobs, grown their hair long, had their adam apple shaved and now looks (Except for the big hands) and sounds exactly like a woman . WTF. Dude do you like boys or girls. Get your shit together.

[QUOTE=fobz]People who protest in Australia about country "A" going to war with country "B".
That shits me.

Leave your fucking problems at the door. This is Australia. If you hate country "B",
then fuck off back to your country of origin and join the army.[/QUOTE]

Too fucken true!!

I hate it when my mrs cooks steak. She has been banned, I have to do it.

The only woman I've ever met who can turn a $20 scotch fillet into an experience likened only to honking on to an inner tube.

The cow died for fkn nothing.