i hate it when your jerking off and then your mate lying next to you wakes up.

[QUOTE=jzr]i hate it when your jerking off and then your mate lying next to you wakes up.[/QUOTE]

LOL what do you do in that case, just close your eyes and pretend its a hot blonde?

[QUOTE=wannabox]LOL what do you do in that case, just close your eyes and pretend its a hot blonde?[/QUOTE]


he does have blonde hair. i dont need to pretend. haha

[QUOTE=jzr]he does have blonde hair. i dont need to pretend. haha[/QUOTE]


Happy days then

Good, so you don't need to put a wig on him then, like in Flight of the Conchords:

"in fact one time when we were touring
i was really lonely and we were sharing that twin room in the hotel
i put a wig on you, when you were sleeping put a wig on you
you ooooooo
and i just laid there and spooned you"

[url]www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtfQg4KkR88[/url]

haha how good is murray.

i hate it when the cockface driver in front of you washes their windscreen.. and the water blows off their shitty car onto your nice freshly detailed one ! GRRR ... just wait till you stop... THEN Wash the window !

[QUOTE=Jaded]i hate it when the cockface driver in front of you washes their windscreen.. and the water blows off their shitty car onto your nice freshly detailed one ! GRRR ... just wait till you stop... THEN Wash the window ![/QUOTE]

i do that to tail gaters

my old ride used to have a sprayer riiiight out of alignment, used to shoot over the roof lol
so it was good for that ^^^
:D

[QUOTE=Craig]i do that to tail gaters[/QUOTE]

The ones on some Lexus's (like the IS300) are the best as they have little motorised spray nozzels that lift up from the front bumper and can be angled to almost shoot right over the car into the one behind!