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My job is so fucking unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career oppertunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single fucking day.

Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.

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pic of the hot chick? :p

LOL then quit!! if you got idiots like that in the workplace chances are its contageous.

To the super-model chick : tell her she can never be a supermodel with a nose like that
To the smart-ugly chick : give her a bar of soap and tell her to wash
To the stoner with the dog : give him a pack of extra-ribbed rubbers and put him and the dog in a seperate room

DONE!!!

lol, obviously some people haven't heard of scooby doo...

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[QUOTE=SpitShine;383125]LOL then quit!! if you got idiots like that in the workplace chances are its contageous.

To the super-model chick : tell her she can never be a supermodel with a nose like that
To the smart-ugly chick : give her a bar of soap and tell her to wash
To the stoner with the dog : give him a pack of extra-ribbed rubbers and put him and the dog in a seperate room

DONE!!![/QUOTE]

Quoted for hillarity!

LOL sif velma's not hot-as :D

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^^ she'd be more than a 0 on my scale :)

[QUOTE=Wozzernux;383111]... Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing.....[url=http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/97jht/i_hate_my_job/][i]Link[/i][/url][/QUOTE]

A rooby dooby ROOO~!!!!!

^^ Yeah, they hotted her up for the movie, in the TV cartoon she was a genuine tyre biter.

[QUOTE=dtrally;383151]^^ Yeah, they hotted her up for the movie, in the TV cartoon she was a genuine tyre biter.[/QUOTE]
Nothing a light switch wont fix :)

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[QUOTE=pete gopal;383146]^^ she'd be more than a 0 on my scale :)[/QUOTE]

wouldn't kick her out of bed if she farted?

[QUOTE=dtrally;383151]^^ Yeah, they hotted her up for the movie, in the TV cartoon she was a genuine tyre biter.[/QUOTE]

You don't look at the mantle while you're stoking the fire ;) :D

i was watching some dvd's of the original scooby doo cartoon series and sometimes her mini skirt rides right up, almost got a quick glimpse of her butt LOL :D

what do you do for work anyways?

[QUOTE=Chrus;383152]Nothing a light switch wont fix :)[/QUOTE]

Ah the good ol light switch trick. just be sure to get out before daylight!:D

hahah thats fukin mint!! i though for a bit you were serious hahah

I think the nerdy chicks hot. Nerdy girls are dirty in the bedroom

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[QUOTE=VUSSUTE;744433]I think the nerdy chicks hot. Nerdy girls are dirty in the bedroom[/QUOTE]

Quoted for posterity.

You know, gotta be careful what you say on the internet, I use to post funny jokes like this and someone once saw it and took it seriously.... Let me tell you a story thats gonna make you think twice..

There was another forum I used to post on a few years back. For as long as I could remember, there was this one guy who never liked me for whatever reason. I think his name was RuffRyder599 or some shit but that dosent really matter. He would constantly insult me and threaten to kill me, etc. It was kinda funny cause he would always make posts how to beat kids up with bats and stuff ..needless no say no one took that seriously. Well, I decided it might be a good idea to stand up to him, so I basically wrote out a paragraph telling him what I thought.

Big Mistake.

This didnt go over too well with him as he would lash out whenever I posted. This creep got my picture and posted it all over the internet.. It got so bad that he somehow went through the trouble to find my phone number and called me at all hours of the night. Apparently we lived close to eachother because he said he had boys right near my house. Anyways one day I'm coming home from the gym and I get out of my car when I see this SUV speeding towards my house with rap music blaring. I ran inside and locked the doors, scared shitless. My family was scared too and were about to call the cops. The SUV pulled up to my driveway and 5 thugs got out.
I didnt want to endanger my family or anything so I figured I should go out and talk, which was really stupid. the "head" of them comes up to me and just stands there. I am confused.

Out of nowhere, he cracks a smile and says yo you know me right!? He puts out his hand for me to slap..I am very unsure because idk wtf is going on. I reluctantly go to slap hands when he bats it away and turns serious...thats when I realized... they were up to no good, started making trouble in our neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared she said your moving with your auntie and uncle in belair I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and had dice in the mirror if anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought nah, forget it yo home to bel-air! I pulled-up to a house about seven or eight I yelled to the cabbie yo homie, smell you later looked at my kingdom I was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of bel-air.

You sir, have just won the internet.

[QUOTE=BALISTC;744461]You sir, have just won the internet.[/QUOTE]

maybe 5 years ago.....

Best post I have read in a while

[QUOTE=BALISTC;744466]No, right now.[/QUOTE]

after a crap night at work and a few jacks straight I actually had a laugh:D

[QUOTE=munya;744470]after a crap night at work and a few jacks straight I actually had a laugh:D[/QUOTE]

Drinking petrol will make you do crazy things.