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e-rex-shon 01-02-2006 10:44 AM

Lee Hotti and the New Jersey Guidos
 
[font=Arial][size=2][font=Arial]The Lee Hotti Phenomenon has been whipping around the net for the last couple of weeks,[/font][/size][/font][font=Arial][size=2][font=Arial] so[/font][/size][/font][font=Arial][size=2][font=Arial] I didn’t want you boys to miss out. Besides, I know you lot aren't scared of the odd racial stereotype (Macs, chooco's, skips, azns unite!). I am sure this is a prime bit of trolling, but an absolute classic laugh.
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[font=Arial][size=2][font=Arial]It started with a simple photo posted to an internet forum just over 2
weeks ago. Now, the thread has been visited over 1.78MILLION times and
internet users all around are familiar with 'MarlboroMan', 'LeeHoTTi',
and the '[/font][/size][/font][font=Arial][size=2][font=Arial]New Jersey[/font][/size][/font][font=Arial][size=2][font=Arial] clubbing guidos'. [/font][/size][/font]

[font=Arial][size=2][font=Arial]It all started when a poster (whom we presume to be one of the young
Gotti-wannabe guidos pictured in the photo) posted on the Sherdog
Martial Arts Forums a 'Pic of me and mah boys up in [/font][/size][/font][font=Arial][size=2][font=Arial]Jersey[/font][/size][/font][font=Arial][size=2][font=Arial]', hanging out
at a club 'right before UFC 56'. [/font][/size][/font]

[font=Arial][size=2][font=Arial][url="http://www.sherdog.net/forums/showthread.php?t=322041"]http://www.sherdog.net/forums/showthread.php?t=322041[/url] [/font][/size][/font]

[font=Arial][size=2][font=Arial]Quite innocent in itself, but it seems the young lads' fashion-sense has
captured international attention. For the boys are wearing
similar-looking striped shirts (quite stylish on their own, but not when
you're having your photo taken with 7 other similarly-attired guys), a
few of them appear to be wearing their mom's earrings, the majority of
them appear to be sporting over-done fake-tans, all-but-1 appear to have
spent hours in the bathroom plucking their eyebrows, and they all have
the same I've-got-1-bottle-of-MegaHold-hair-gel-in-my-hair hairstyle. [/font][/size][/font]

[font=Arial][size=2][font=Arial]When you put it all together, it's quite a sight. [/font][/size][/font]

[font=Arial][size=2][font=Arial]Fashion trends come and go, and I'm sure we can all look back at our
yearbook photos and say "what was I thinking?" and wish someone had told
us at the time just how ridiculous we looked. [/font][/size][/font]

[font=Arial][size=2][font=Arial]Thanks to the power of the internet, millions of people have gladly
crawled out of the woodwork to share their opinion with our young guido
friends. [/font][/size][/font]

[font=Arial][size=2][font=Arial]The original photo has spawned hundreds of discussions on unrelated
forums around the world, hundreds of photochops, multiple compilation
video-montages, eBay auctions, dozens of YNTMND's, and even its own site
, dedicated to LeeHoTTi who is 'the most heavily tanned & plucked one'
in the original photo.[/font][/size][/font]

[font=Arial][size=2][font=Arial]-[font=Times New Roman][size=1] [/size][/font][/font][/size][/font][font=Arial][size=2][font=Arial]The original Sherdog forum thread, still going strong -
[url="http://www.sherdog.net/forums/showthread.php?t=322041"]http://www.sherdog.net/forums/showthread.php?t=322041[/url] [/font][/size][/font]

[font=Arial][size=2][font=Arial]-[font=Times New Roman][size=1] [/size][/font][/font][/size][/font][font=Arial][size=2][font=Arial]
- LeeHotti.com -'Unofficial fan site of [b][color=black][color=black][b]Hotti[/b][/color][/color][/b] & Friends' -
[url="http://www.leehotti.com/index.htm"]http://www.leehotti.com/index.htm[/url] [/font][/size][/font]

[font=Arial][size=2][font=Arial]-[font=Times New Roman][size=1] [/size][/font][/font][/size][/font][font=Arial][size=2][font=Arial]
- [b][color=black][color=black][b]LeE[/b][/color][/color][/b][b][color=black][color=black][/color]HoTTi[/color][/b] GuiDo CluBBin PlaYa Pakkage - 'be a [b][color=black][color=black][b]HoTTi[/b][/color][/color][/b] NOT a GoTTI' guido
personal-care package eBay auction: [url="http://tinyurl.com/deyfg"]http://tinyurl.com/deyfg[/url] [/font][/size][/font]

[font=Arial][size=2][font=Arial]-[font=Times New Roman][size=1] [/size][/font][/font][/size][/font][font=Arial][size=2][font=Arial]
- 'All Your Hair Gel Are Belong To Us - YNTMND' -
[url="http://guidos.ytmnd.com/"]http://guidos.ytmnd.com/[/url][/font][/size][/font]

[font=Arial][size=2][font=Arial]It also had its own Wikipedia page until a few days ago, but it was taken down for [/font][/size][/font]

[font=Arial][size=2][font=Arial]fear[/font][/size][/font][font=Arial][size=2][font=Arial] that the Guidos actually do have [/font][/size][/font][font=Arial][size=2][font=Arial]New Jersey[/font][/size][/font][font=Arial][size=2][font=Arial] mafia connections.

Enjoy!
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chee 01-02-2006 10:49 AM

yeah i found this a few weeks ago thanks to somethingawful. but its fuckin hilarious and they are a bunch of fags :)

EXPLICIT 01-02-2006 10:53 AM

Insult to chocco's worldwide.

waxdass 01-02-2006 11:03 AM

haha now thats metro

EXPLICIT 01-02-2006 11:16 AM

NO that is undoubtably GAY

maniac 01-02-2006 11:17 AM

I was bored the other week and started trying to read through the thread...but just couldnt go the distance. After 15 pages I was sober again so the humour had really worn off. Serious tanning (mis)application used with thos "fellas".

chee 01-02-2006 11:49 AM

nah those arnt metros, they are outright fags.

trainwrex 01-02-2006 03:24 PM

shocking to say the least... that guy oughta be shot for such crap

Chrus 01-02-2006 03:53 PM

Identity crisis!! They need help :help:

Jaded 01-02-2006 05:38 PM

hahahah I just laughed so hard when I looked at that pic my boss came out of his office to see what all the fuss was about

haha man.. they use more hair product/ self tanning lotion/ makeup than I DO ! and im a GIRL ~!

dear god. :eek:

chee 01-02-2006 05:42 PM

but your a south african so it doesnt matter :D

STi Tuned 01-02-2006 05:52 PM

Ohh deary... that’s some hard core homosexual activity right there.

Those fellas are baaaad asses... orange fkn bad asses!
"Directions, na bro fuck the directions I say we just leave the shit on"

Personal fav
[IMG]http://www.leehotti.com/images/photochops/4/guidos0wk.jpg[/IMG]

"Since the inception of homosexuality, sexual deviants everywhere have dreamed of what absolute, maximum gayness would look like. Their quest is over; they now have their answer. For this photo represents is the cumulative total of everything gay in the universe."

Cheers for the link, that made my day.

bumpstop 01-02-2006 09:12 PM

One word - TOOL!

No correction, two words - F***IN' TOOL!!

bumpstop 01-02-2006 09:17 PM

Come to think of it, Lee Hottie would make pink popped collared polo shirts blush!

e-rex-shon 02-02-2006 11:16 AM

Yeah that's some scary shit allright. Even scarier is how well Derek Zoolander fits in with that bunch. I've got to love the call from one poster about Lee Hotti, "That's not a forehead, it's a sixhead" :p

Giving kisses out to all the haterz!!!!

P.S Chris...........jigidy jigidy, nice av mate!

bumpstop 02-02-2006 08:36 PM

More gold - [url]http://www.auralsalvation.com/2006/01/dont_fuck_those_guys_psa/[/url]

Red MY01 03-02-2006 08:00 AM

[QUOTE=e-rex-shon]Yeah that's some scary shit allright. Even scarier is how well Derek Zoolander fits in with that bunch. I've got to love the call from one poster about Lee Hotti, "That's not a forehead, it's a sixhead" :p

Giving kisses out to all the haterz!!!!

P.S Chris...........jigidy jigidy, nice av mate![/QUOTE]

I didn't even notice Zoolander was in the pic for about 3 mins!!!


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