trading places
 

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his Wife
stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:

"Dear Lord:

I go to work every day and put in 8-hours while my wife merely Stays at
home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to
switch with mine for a day".

~Amen~

God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.
The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose,
cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school
clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school,
came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and
stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove
home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced the check
book. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.

Then it was already 1:00 PM and he hurried to make the beds, do the
laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. Ran to the
school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way
home. Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their
homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the
ironing. At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for
salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.

After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded
laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9:00 PM, he was
exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed
where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through
without complaint.

The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt down beside the Bed
and said:

"Lord, I don't know what I was thinking ... I was so wrong to envy My
wife's being able to stay home all day. Please . Oh please, let us trade
back !!!"

The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied:

"My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to
change things back to the way they were. You'll just have to wait nine
months, though. You got pregnant last night."

This Was Voted Women's Favourite E-mail of the Year !!!

[QUOTE=MaD_OwNeD]He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced the check book. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.

Then it was already 1:00 PM and he hurried to make the beds, do the
laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. Ran to the
school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way
home. Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their
homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the
ironing. At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for
salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.

After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded
laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9:00 PM, he was
exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed
where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through
without complaint.[/QUOTE]

I'd like to know where you found this woman................. can I pre-order one as well? :p

That's brilliant! :D

Yeah - i'd really like to meet the women that enjoyed that joke ... because i reckon i'm owed some housework.

[QUOTE=Rexilla]I'd like to know where you found this woman................. can I pre-order one as well? :p[/QUOTE]

I'll second that!

[QUOTE=geoff]Yeah - i'd really like to meet the women that enjoyed that joke ... because i reckon i'm owed some housework.[/QUOTE]

any ladies off perth-wrx willing to fill the void? lol :p

i'm sure that they would love to, but unfortunately we don't have any 'ladies' here at perth-wrx :o :p

[QUOTE=DarkMoose]i'm sure that they would love to, but unfortunately we don't have any 'ladies' here at perth-wrx :o :p[/QUOTE]


So what does that make us then....... (if we aren't ladies).
Blokes with boobs or what

lol :p, don't take offence, btw hope u had a good night at plakka's and had a safe trip home.

[QUOTE=geoff]Yeah - i'd really like to meet the women that enjoyed that joke ... because i reckon i'm owed some housework.[/QUOTE]

so not cool :eek: