Missus's purse.
With your testes.

In that big cardboard box full of crap that you haven't unpacked since the last move.

work desk.

In the back pocket of your chicken suit ?

Glove box of the unregistered or silver weapon.

GTB LIB - I have a filing cabinet but there is nothing in it, its used for holding up all my bills - [COLOR="Red"]WRONG[/COLOR]
Burke - not jizz soaked, nor are the gnomes -[COLOR="Red"]WRONG[/COLOR]
steve - nope, its full of tea towels - [COLOR="Red"]WRONG[/COLOR]
Kympresiv - Don't have a Rodeo anymore, also, can't remember when i saw it last :) - [COLOR="Red"]WRONG[/COLOR]
Ballsac - i put on my rob and wizard hat last night but it wasn't there - [COLOR="Red"]WRONG[/COLOR]
Slapdash - 5 glove boxes at my house, be more specific [COLOR="Red"]WRONG[/COLOR]
STIV6 - good question, will ask old housemate -[COLOR="Orange"]?[/COLOR]
LETCHY - pretty sure it isn't, but will check again -[COLOR="Orange"]?[/COLOR]
thyncThubaru - will check out tonight -[COLOR="Orange"]?[/COLOR]
Tristan - I checked quite vigorously, not in my shelf - [COLOR="Red"]WRONG[/COLOR]
Wozzernux - quite likely, but which pile of paper in which room? also the wheels are long gone you tightass. - [COLOR="Red"]WRONG[/COLOR]
MasterF - quite likley -[COLOR="Orange"]?[/COLOR]
Captainlithgow - die in a fire
STIV1234 - Tristan beat you to that, try again - [COLOR="Red"]WRONG[/COLOR]
TJ - but not the one I need - [COLOR="Red"]WRONG[/COLOR]
OldManTom - I went through that draw last night, couldn't find either - [COLOR="Red"]WRONG[/COLOR]
gx-rez - not in the chicken suit, impreza rego is next to me at work as a glaring reminder -[COLOR="Red"]WRONG[/COLOR]
matty99 - i hope not cause thats a long way away -[COLOR="Orange"]?[/COLOR]
Spektre - thats where i normally keep my competitors lic but its not there :( - [COLOR="Red"]WRONG[/COLOR]
flettypoos - her fkn handbag is so big there could be a family of wolves in there using the cams books as a house. but not. - [COLOR="Red"]WRONG[/COLOR]
awdpoke - there is about a dozen of them actually...
Tuna - I checked here twice already - [COLOR="Red"]WRONG[/COLOR]
doctorphil - no prawnos in my toilet, just skin care products, moisturizers and tanning face masks or someshit - [COLOR="Red"]WRONG[/COLOR]
yankydave - no pockets on the 'suit - [COLOR="Red"]WRONG[/COLOR]
kat0 - will check tonight -[COLOR="Orange"]?[/COLOR]

with your passport.....

* thought important document, shall put here for safe keeping...

lisar - nert - [COLOR="Red"]WRONG[/COLOR]

Pinj or still a winterbums house in ya old room?

Did you lend it to pastor?