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Old 30-04-2007, 08:30 AM
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Default Perth WRX.......Post Your JOKE here....

Get all the funny jokes in one spot...

other thread with funny stuff: http://www.perth-wrx.com/vb/showthre...ht=email+funny

i'll start...

Molly the Camel- THIS IS GOLD!!!!!!!

A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the

Iraqi desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a

camel hitched up behind the mess tent.



He asks the Sergeant why the camel is kept there. The nervous sergeant

said, "Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the post and no

women. And sir, sometimes the men have "urges". That's why we have Molly

The Camel."



The Captain says, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand

about 'urges', so the camel can stay."



About a month later, the Captain starts having his own "urges". Crazy

with passion, he asks the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent.

Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder,

pulls his pants down and has wild, insane sex with the camel. When he's

done, he asks the Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?"



"No not really, sir ... They usually just ride the camel into town where

the girls are".
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Old 30-04-2007, 08:44 AM
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Q. Wats brown and sticky?....






A. A Stick...
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Old 30-04-2007, 08:49 AM
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What's the latest topic of discussion in other car forums around the world?

Bentley Forums
- - - I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?

Camaro/Firebird Forums
- - - My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I have a record and I ain't going back.

Mustang (Chevelle) forums
- - -Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.

Monte Carlo forums
- - -Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.

Civic forums
- - -Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.

VW Bug forum
- - - The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)

Yugo Forum
- - - When's the last time yours ran?

Lamborghini forum
- - - Wind noise around 210MPH

Miata forums
- - - Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)

Chevy Tahoe forum
- - -Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics)

Pontiac Fiero forum
- - - Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)

BMW 7-series forum
- - - Where to get service on my Rolex?

Cadillac forum
- - - Problems parallel parking at bingo.

Chevy Suburban Forum
- - - Is the price of gas going down anytime soon?

Buick Forum
- - - Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?

Delorean forum
- - - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985.

Crown Victoria forum
- - - How come people never pass me on the highway?

Honda Accord forum
- - - Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.

Toyota Echo forum
- - - Do our cars use AAA or AA's?

Ferrari forums
- - - Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in and out fast.

Porsche forums
- - - Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?

Saturn forums
- - - Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.

Jaguar forum
- - - Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?

Mercedes forum
- - - My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical board?

Mini forum
- - - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company. (pics)

Dodge Viper forum
- - - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee stains out of the leather?

McLaren F1 forum
- - -Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.

Dodge Minivan forum
- - - Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget where I'm supposed to be?

Hummer forum
- - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35 in gas.

Fiat forum
- - -Hello? Am I the only member?

Subaru WRX forum
- - - I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.

Chevy pickup forum
- - - How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck?

SRT Forums
"Will this void my warranty"

RX7 Forums
- - - 13B Groupbuy full, stop PM'ing me.

DSM Forums
- - -Transmission Groupbuy Full stop PM'ing me

Supra Forums
- - -Head to big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.

Vette Forums
- - -Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier steering wheel?

Ford 2.3 forums
- - -Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start!
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Old 30-04-2007, 09:31 AM
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AHAHAH classic!!!
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Old 30-04-2007, 09:32 AM
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a Kiwi joke...


What's a Hindu?

Lays eggs
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Old 30-04-2007, 09:53 AM
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Those funny Americans
The following are a sampling of REAL (so we are told) answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school (read: Saturday Traffic School for moving violation offenders.)

Q. Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A. What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q. Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A. The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q. What are the important safety tips to remember when backing your car?
A. Always wear a condom.

Q. When driving through fog, what should you use?
A. Your car.

Q. How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A. Be too shit faced to find your keys.

Q. What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A. I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q. What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A. I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q. What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A. Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute.

Q. What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A. The colour.

Q. How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A. Heavy psychedelics.

Q. What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A. Carry loaded weapons.

Q. Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A. It would hard to be a dickhead all day long.
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Old 30-04-2007, 11:21 AM
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After great sex, my Thai girlfriend lies there stroking my penis.

I ask "do u want more sex"?

"No" she replies, "I'm just admiring your cock... I really miss mine."
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Old 30-04-2007, 04:16 PM
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A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing
into bed when his wife complained, as usual, "I have a headache."
"Perfect" her husband said.
"I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with aspirin.

You can take it orally or as a suppository,... it's up to you!"
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"Women think they are clever because they can fake orgasms.
Big deal!!. Men can fake a whole relationship just for a fuck."
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