Trying to sell my mates Type R for him, it is on carsales.

Fuckn hell I have had 20 phone calls this week alone from people

Some of the comments so far:

Tyre Kicker: Hey man does it chuck good skids?

Me: ummm hello fuckhead its a fwd.

Tyre Kicker: Bro will you take a 2003 dunnydoor as a direct swap

Me: Hangs up

Tyre Kicker: Where do you live?

Me: Mandurah

Tyre Kicker: Oh fuck that, you bring it to me i am in wanneroo

Me: Hangs up

Tyre Kicker: I am looking at a Mazda 3 neo sedan, I heard they are better than this type r therefore I will offer you $10,000 less

Me: get out of the car

Now I have some other dude coming shortly. Stay tuned for the next entry to this thread.

I am glad I am getting a good cut out of selling this fuckn thing.

P.S Type R for sale. No fucking tyre kickers!