Or just get a decent insurance policy, leave the keys on the bench, aim to live in a decent suburb or street and sleep soundly at night No point worrying! I'd make a tidy profit if the taxi was stolen!

Ninja, wouldnt your lovely neighbours (and im sure they are probably just misunderstood ) prefer to head to surrounding areas or havent they heard the thing about shitting in your own backyard??

Sucks about the car but hopefully they end up in a high speed chase and kill themselves. That way it punishes their parents even more for bringing drop kick kid's into the world