No doubt many would be familiar with the work of the famous erudite scientist,Boswell D. Rabbitsmith (aka comedian Steve Wright). Here are some of his gems that have been doing the rounds on-line.
1. I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
2. Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.
3. 82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
4. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
5. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
6. How can you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
7. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
8. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
9. The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
10. What happens if you get scared half to death...twice?
