Went down to South Perth, and drank lots of piss, kick old ladies and small children out of the way, smashed some muslims, and stabbed people in the face with a broken VB bottle.

Got arrested, assaulted a cop or two, got pepper sprayed in the face and tasered in the crotch, lost all control of bodily functions, spewed up all over myself in the back of the paddy wagon, and then passed out in the East Perth lock up and smashed my head against the bars.

$20,000 bail, a court appearance and possibly a fine or a jail sentence for aggravated assault, disorderly conduct and assaulting a police officer.

Happy Australia Day everyone!!