Originally Posted by perthzed

Newsflash! This just in! After decades of raking in billions of dollars and profitering off Joe Public with extortionate fuel prices, Shell has done a remarkable U turn and is now giving fuel away! Shell's CEO, Mike Hunt, has spoken of Shells desire to finally do good after years of immoral and unethical behaviour. This move has led many financial experts to believe that other large corporations will also start giving away their products in an attempt to compete, resulting in a free market where anything and everything is free.