Had someone at the bank emailing me for something, I replied with a dinner offer, epic fail on my behalf:
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Hi Stefan,
Not sure if you received my email the other day -
Application Number: XXXXXX
You will be required to provide 2 blah blah blah
If you need me to book you into a branch then i can do that for you - just
let me know.
XXX
Thanks - have a nice xmas and new yrs
Regards,
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Thankyou,
I was just about to call as the previous email was missing the
reference number, do you know if any branches in my 6025 postcode are
open tommorow morning?
Regards
Stefan
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Sorry About that! - My Fault.
I searched XXX and XXX for you - im assuming they would be
closest to you - They are both closed.
However - XXXX is open (Its about 10-15 mins past XXX)
I can book you an appointment there if you would like - Just let me know
what time suits you best
Thanks!
Regards,
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Only if you let me take you out to dinner :P...
Ok that sounds good What are there opening hours?
Thanks
Stefan
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Hahaha - I dont think that would go down too well within our company
guidelines somehow!
I can definately still make you the appointment though!
Thanks Stefan
Regards,
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For dinner or the bank? You have my phone I don't mind if you slip me
a sly SMS on the side.
Any time tommorow is fine by me.
P.S. I won't tell if you dont.
Cheers
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Hahahahahaha
I've booked you in @ XXXX at 10:00 am with XXXX XXXX (shes a great
consultant - i used to work with her
)
Once again - big no-no with company policies - as lovely as your offer is
Let me know if you have any questions and i'll be happy to help.
Thanks Stefan!
Regards,
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No worries thank you very much, I see that you have a low interest rate.
Thanks
Stefan
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Haha - Thats a good one!
Once again - Company Policy - Would love to but we have pretty strict
regulations about customer privacy etc - legal stuff.
Hope you have a good weekend planned! Make the most of this nice weather!
Regards,
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Ahhh where did I go wrong?