Originally Posted by Craig_H

lol yeh I remember scouting the dating sites when I was single. They mainly consisted of:

a) the overtly promiscuous girl (sorry, I don't like the feeling of pissing razorblades)
b) the desperate chubby girl who barely ever gets invited out by her friends (sorry, I already have pets)
c) the high maintenance, overly picky girl with an inflated sense of self-worth (sorry, you have a head like a medicine ball)