Man I could not do that my mate would bash me because I would come out with innapropriate things:

"Man your sister took it in the but lastnight and loved it"
"Your sister screamed like a wild pig last night"
"Your sister sure luuuuuurvvvessss the cock"


And many others I am sure after I have a few beers and the social filter is turned off.

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LOL HEY GUYS IM JUST FUCKING HILARIOUS

"Usually. Some guys can only dribble while others can shoot three pointers, so it might not make any difference how far they shoot. But in my case, it does."