1) Girls with little Korean hatch backs, with 'cute' toys peering out the back window and 'Bad Bitch' stickers everywhere.

2) Those stupid fucking huge Paris Hilton style Diva sunglasses.

3) Soppy, wanky rom-coms

4) Tuggers who queue for 2 hours just to get into 'that new bar'. The new bar, being an old bar with a lick of paint.

5) People who have decided to take their entire family shopping including double-oversized pram. Tip, leave your husband at home with the kids. He really doesn't get off on being dragged round Coles for an hour.