Have fun/get uself banned from ur local target store.... try these proven methods...

Look right into the security camera and use it as a morror to pick ur nose.
Dart around the store suspiciously while humming the Mission Impossible theme.
When the clerk asks if you need help start crying and scream "why cant you people leave me alone?"
Hide in a clothing rack and when people are looking jump out and yell "PICK ME"
Go into a fitting room, shut the door, wait a while, then yell very loudly... "Hey! There's no toilet paper in here"
Dance down the isles to the music in your head.

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Foxy

Not speeding Officer........Qualifying.