Take a house brick with you... then say "Earlier today, the groom was quite nervous. Just before coming to the church I urged him to make sure he had gone to the toilet coz we didn't want to be busting during the ceremony. After he went, I went, and in the toilet I found THIS".

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My flame suit is on. Give it your best biatch.


[COLOR="Red"]My STI's carbon emissions are offset by killing puppies.[/COLOR]