True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend....
gotta love old skool
! add that for a few laughs... then just wing it with old stories of your time as kids, then move on to how he was when he met said wife....
always always finish with a toast "to the bride & groom"