We've got the worlds most important T.A at work. Just ask him.
His car shits itself or his missus is using it, something like that. Either way he is unable to get to work for the week. The place can't run without him so he goes and begs for a work ute to take home. Somehow he manages to wing it and they give him one.
He then proceeds to have a fit about how unfair it is that they wont give him a fuel card for it and that he'll have to pay to fill it up.

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Balls.