Not really an 'employee'...One of my tenants (I’m a Property Manager) sent a SMS on Wednesday arvo...’will be 30 mins late’...had no idea what she was on about so I just ignored it.

Last night she sent me another SMS...’He slept at the end of the bed all night, not getting up until this morning, played on the beach and came home for a shower & feed. Made a mess on the carpet though. He is awesome.’... WTF???

2 seconds later she sends a MMS with a picture of a Great Dane puppy sitting on her lounge.

...What a complete imbecile. She lives in a property which strictly does not allow pets, and she sends her Property Manager SMS’s by accident telling me she has a dog AND she has it inside AND he’s doing doo-doo’s on the carpet.

Her stupidity cannot be measured by any instrument in this universe.

Epic facepalm.