well let me help you out here thomas, I assume your name is Thomas...
it isnt!
Well it is now
Now Thomas the problem is you bought a sewing machine and well quite frankly thats womans work.
Your not a woman are you Thomas
NO!!!
I didnt think you were.
So Thomas that was your first mistake
Second mistake Thomas was that you went to a Garage sale and expected honesty.
Your not a total clutz are you Thomas, you dont seem like the type as you have a WRX and everyone knows WRX drivers are coool.
I mean come on Thomas who spends $400 at a Garage sale, if they cant afford a shop front then dont trust the mutha farkers Thomas.

I see some people suggesting throwing it through the window at 1am.
Thomas thats just silly, cause quite frankly you should be in bed at that time of night sleeping with your wife.
Why?
because she SEWS Thomas, shes a homely person who loves their jam jars and country kitchens. Dont show her your angry side, sewing women dont like that Thomas.

Thomas if your going to spend $400 on a sewing machine then by all means buy it from a shop where you will get some sort of gurantee then we can all sleep better at night knowing your homely wife isnt sitting at home wondering where the hell you are at 1am with a sewing machine.

Ahhh Im just messing with ya and am bored at work

good luck