soooo......

driving along angove street, north perth minding my own business in the jessw soccer mum mobile i seem to have acquired a new addition to my car and might i say it suits it superbly!!! Its rectangle, yellow and sits smack bang on the windscreen....ding ding ding thats right a mother f@#king yellow sticker!!!!!

Driving past cops at BP further along i notice them pull in a and sit a couple of cars behind. Woof@#kinghoo here we go. Sure enough go throught the lights and sirens, lights flashing blah blah. I pull over and i get "we pulled you over so we could look at your exhaust it looks huge and sounded loud" (well duh )

They do their checks one gets on the phone and then says "legally it can only be the size of a coke can" Cue confusion: I may be new to all this but i see cars with the same if not bigger tips allday everyday not tp mention the fact ive had cops behind me a lot that have never pulled me over - "well they mustve been busy " was the reply. What all of them everytime????

So did they get a case of small dick syndrome and see a young lady in an STi and pull her over so they could be all authoritive and "big men"? Just to clarify have they fucked up and is it coke can in length rather than diameter???

Theyve told me to go to subaru and demand they change it as they never shouldve sold us a car in that condition! Oh and the exhaust was done by maximum (thats what tony said or is it maxim?)

They made me so frigging late too but at least they put the sticker on straight if Jackson puts his visor down i cant even see it so there it shall stay!

That is all