Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Was at a Business Networking Seminar at Kalis the other day, got there early in the morning and 'due to ghosts in the machine', my turbo timer didn't turn off 'had been sitting there idling for about 2hrs'.
When I was asked to go sort it out I was greeted by two policemen and this delectable piece of literature under my windscreen wiper.