In another life...

Swelly: "Sure babe, we're a couple now"
Stupid Whore Girl: "That makes me so happy, now we are a couple i can be with you"
Insert xxx scene
Sometime after (hopefully > 1min)
Swelly: "O, is that the time. I have an important business meeting in the morning, so i can't stay. I'll call you"

He never calls

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