Read first line of OPs' post and saw redlibs' comment and had to laugh hard
Reminds me when I use to work for my father and a certain culture use to come to the workshop with wrecked cars they bought that had bowed through the roof 'essentially meaning either the backend was pointing up or down', saying I've got a real cheap cash job for you.
Fathers response was always, if its so cheap and easy do it yourself
Note: Not having a go at OP, and as always prob way off topic
