Originally Posted by Kato

So many fails in this.

"Officer, my street going car is so highly modified if I just tap the accelerator it leaves 1m painted lines, but it is ok I go racing with the traction contol off"

"Officer, as I was driving along I turned around to pay attention to my child in the back seat, taking my eyes off the road for a long period of time, where I managed to just tap my accelerator causing loss of traction as my car is so highly modified it is difficult to drive on the street"

"Officer, how would you like me to bend over and part my cheeks if I try and use any of this as my defense?"

Originally Posted by Alternate

If he was turning around to tend to his son, how did he drop a skid and change into 2nd gear?