I did a beauty last night, sounded like a CR250 hitting powerband in the first 3 gears, nearly got 4th gear too, lucky I was in the shower!!

A mate did one as he opened his screen door on the front of his house, perfectly timed it to blame the 'creaky' door hinge. It was so well done no one was sure if it was the door or not.

Farting and fart jokes are the only form of humour that are truly international. It transends all languages and cultures. Even my mum and grandmother try not to be amused, but sometimes they just can't help themselves from laughing.