It depends who you ask;

My employer would say im a photocopier technician, Fuji Xerox might call me a Customer Service Engineer, the Tax man calls me an Office Mechanic.

I call myself sucker

And no, I have not found anyones leftover photocopies of there arse, and neither have i had to replace the glass after someones sat on it! I did get a phone number as a test print once... but the dopey bitch left out a digit