This weekend (2nd and 3rd) Chum would like see some of the P-wrx guys at the Tuart Hill store for some pasta action. He is offering 15% off to get you guys in but just in case that doesn't entice you, he is offering one (1) blowjob per pasta purchased.

So come in and buy your pasta over the weekend but make sure to ask for your complimentary blowjob.

Note: Blowjob is from Jay only. Propositioning any of the girls will result in a 500% surcharge to your bill.