Heh, reminded me of when I driving people home from Northbridge one night. Saw the booze bus, but rather than dodge it like everyone else, I decided to drive through since I was sober.
Blew 0.00, then got asked out of the car for a sobriety test and quizzed for 10 minutes on what drugs I had taken as "why was I sober in Northbridge".
Fair point as it is a bit of a shithole whilst sober!