Oh man some of the stories i have heard about him.. We were sitting up at the bar one night having a competition to see who could fit the most pringles in their mouth at once.. that shithead got 38 pringles.. AND a grasshopper... it flew in his drink, so he picked it up, put it in between some pringles and ate it.. then was like "meh, the brown ones are better because they are crunchy"..

Then he just continues on drinking. Or the time i was bored so i drove down to see him if he needed any bits or anything for the jumbo, and there he is, standing up, in his underwear and gumboots and hardhat.. working away drilling holes..