12-07-2011, 02:05 PM
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Perth WRX Old Skool Cool Dude
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Originally Posted by misswrxy
Perhaps try shopping for a new one rather than your old pre-owned might help ?
However cars and the right women are actually so alike in some ways:-
The best ones have low miles, like to be regularly serviced, like to be shiny, well maintained and presented, a new set of shoes every so often to ensure good traction,
Love it when you drive them fast and hard, the more you drive them the more experience you get, love to be taken out of town every once in a while, especially during the holidays, when looked after right she will purr at the right note, appreciates a specialised detailing, however only Premium Grade fuel should be pumped in to enhance ones performance, a loyal one won’t leave you stranded on the side of the road and all they ask for in return is some TLC, always cold in the morning but can be warmed up very quickly, both come with warning lights – you just have to be smart enough to know which one requires attention, note it will get upset being left in the garage too long, and doesn’t like the idea of being replaced with the neighbors Jaguar....
One way or another you need to take care show them TLC and remember just throwing yourself behind the wheel, sticking the key in and turning the ignition may not get her to go, stalling will occur…im just saying….
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Also, with certain cars that are particularly awesome, you can put your schlong in the exhaust pipe.
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