Haha, quite possibly is a car known to you all, all I know is "some Chinese guy couldn't drive a manual so bought this one and spent money converting it to an STi" quote from the dealer I got it off, not my own words.

Warped sense of humour has always been shunned by others, I am feeling a sense of possible kindredness...

Maybe my intro could be used as a template, mandatory for all who sign up...lolz