Fcuken housework. I need a fcuken cleaner. If any one knows of a trusted one in Rocko area, PM me. $25 cash an hour. Need an ironing lady too. Had one, she isn't doing it any more, damn it!

Rang 3 people out of local rag, and they are all fully booked - Y U ADVERTISE THEN?

(irony of my avatar is not lost on me, in fact, it is intentional!)