What's the difference between a Maori's and a computer?

You only have to punch information into a computer once.





A Maori and his mates were standing at the bar sinking back a few Tui's when a drop dead gorgeous chick walked into the bar and everyone went silent. Size 0, legs forever, fantastic rack, mini skirt with a low cut top - every bloke in the bar was staring at her with mouths open.
She wandered over to the Maori and whispered in his ear. In 2 seconds flat he had thrown a left upper cut into her mid section and followed it up with a crunching straight right to her face and knocked her out cold. His mates looked at him in disbelief and asked "What did she say to you bro?"
He replied, "I'm not sure hey bro, something about a job..."