Eagles response to the Michael Gardiner incident:


Quentin Lynch

“What? Michael’s drink driving? Why didn’t he call me? We could’ve had a race!”


Ashley Sampi

“If he tries that again, I’ll stab him.”


Daniel Kerr

“Poor fella. Must be stressed. I’ll write him up a Valium prescription.”


Ben Cousins

“I’m thinking of cutting off his cocaine. He can borrow my four-wheel drive, as long as he doesn’t take it off road. If he wants to get off the freeway, he can get out and run.”


Chris Judd

“As captain, I’ll do whatever Ben says.”

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