Three men had a very late night drinking Beer & Bourbon. They left the pub in the very early morning hours and went home separately. They met the next day for an early pint, and compared notes about who was drunker.

The first guy claims that he was the drunkest, saying, "I drove straight home, walked into the house, and as soon as I got through the door, I blew chunks."

"You think that was drunk?" said the second guy. "I got in my car, drove out of the parking lot at about 100ks an hour, and wrapped my car around the first tree I saw & I don't even have insurance!". and my wife refused to bail me out so I spent the nite in the lock up.

And the third proclaimed, "I was by far the most drunk. I got home, got in a big fight with my wife, knocked a candle over and burned the whole fucking house down!" and now we are living at my mother in laws.

There was silence for a moment and then the first guy exclaimed,


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^"Listen, guys, I don't think you understand... Chunks is my fucking dog."