And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the standard springs and shocks. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. For three shall be the number thou shall dump thy ride. Four shalt thou not count, for tis too low. Neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Once the number three, being the third inch, be reached, then test drive thy lowered vehicle, steering it towards thy summer cruise where thy masses will rejoice."
P WRX: Amen.
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