I'm so buying a GoPro ASAP as I keep getting closer and closer to cleaning up some fucktard or being cleaned up myself. Just went down to the Galleria to get some money out and a drink and in the space of 10-15 seconds I almost had two accidents.

First arseclown (nearing 70) moves over to the left, then suddenly indicates right and does a u-tunr in front of me. Anchors down. I then continue up Russell St 200m and into the right hand turning to get onto Broun Ave (the left lane was banked up, rigtht lane empty) and some "courteous" driver has allowed someone to come out of a driveway and all of a sudden I have a Falcon pulling out into my lane. Luckily I was slowing to a stop, but still managed to mount the fucking curb. No damage done thank fuck. No hand in the air or apology, but judging by the look on his face further down the road he had his brown pants moment for the day.

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