Joe & John are twin brothers who live in the same town. Joe owns a dilapidated old boat which sank the same day that John's wife died. A few weeks later a kindly old woman saw Joe & mistook him for John. ''I'm sorry about ur loss'' she said. ''Thank you but I'm sorta glad to be rid of her,she was a rotten old thing anyway. Her bottom was all shrivelled & she smelt of dead fish,she had a bad crack in the back & a pretty big one in the front too. She was bulging out everywhere in her old age. Every time i used her she leaked & dribbled & her old hole got bigger. I think what finally finished her off was when I rented her out to 4 lads looking for a good time. The fools tried to get in her all at once & she split right up the middle!!!''