Don't let the looks at the front deceive you!

Trust me when I say its a piece of shit.. most of the rear and Eastern side weatherboard is rotted (although front and West side are good), the inside plaster is completely shot throughout, and the house is sinking on one side and requires stump stabilisation.. thats just at first glance, and then you've got the problem of all the windows needing new runners and ropes, glass has cracks throughout due to house movement, paint is all lead based, electrical in the house isn't up to scratch, kitchen is in dire need of renovation, etc etc.. by the time I spend 6 figures renovating this old cottage which wouldn't house my family of 4 anyway, I'm better off building something new.