so you think this is finally gonna get you a girl

i mean you've tried:

a) being a med student... hell it worked for JD & turk
b) bombing a fulleh siq japanese car... Dominic Toretto got his fair share of puss
c) buying a ferrari... magnum always had hot chicks dripping off him
d) the sick pack... cue mike 'the situation' from jersey (s)hoar

good luck