Originally Posted by kid

Goodness me that's some fucked up shit.

Reminds me of a time i was in London with a couple of mates...we were all sharing a hotel room and i woke up early and dropped the hairiest grog bog in the toilet. One of those ones where you use half a roll evacuating the anal cavity.

Anyway when i was done another mate had woken so we went off to get brekkie.

Come back an hour later and the third mate says to me as soon as i walk in the door "you motherfucker....."

Turns out he woke up and went for a piss over to discover that shit was blocked up good.

So he did what you did, and just put his hand in a plastic bag and basically went to town, fingering the bottom of the bowl trying to push the junk through....

But the dumb cunt bypassed all the big shopping bags we had laying around and decided to grab some tiny plastic bag that only went up to his wrist area, so pretty much exposed his forearm to the brown army that was lurking within....