Nah, I draw the line at 'large' that's a bit rude, usually I just call him a fat cunt.


He drops in at the shop from time to time, uses the dunny, makes himself a coffee etc. We often need to call a plumber afterwards.


If Michael South said don't close the deck I would take that advice. Too many things can go wrong when you do it. Lots of heat, differing thermal expansion etc.