Why do you even have to go away. Just get like 10 cubes of red grenades. Hire a slightly trash whore stripper to walk around naked serving you all sports straight off the BBQ. Then play a few games of beer pong, have a spew in the garden and repeat until you have to go back to work. I guarantee that some pissed emotional fuck will stand up and do a speech about how he feels he couldn't find a better bunch of people to work with, kick him in the balls and continue drinking. Don't be a pussy with this Margret river shit.

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